February 2012
Remember when I told queenqueefs she looked like a transvestite flounder with square tits and autism
nucleur:
meatmodel:
remember queenqueefs
can we not
I really want the url welfarequeen
I’M GOING TO CRY
I FINALLY GOT MY LAPTOP
BUT I CAN’T DOWNLOAD SKYPE
AND I NEED TO SEXT PEOPLE WTF FUCKING SKYPE
The Pursuit of Happyness more like The Pursuit of Penis
Starring Me
My friend going through my inbox: Oh my God you're so lucky why do you have so many butts Jesus
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My straight friend is here, ladies show him your... →
Maybe there’s an alternate dimension where you aren’t all faggots and I don’t hate all of you
mrsstamos:
setbabiesonfire liked your post: alec phallic fake vaginastew
see alec setbabiesonfire liked this so it must be true
dadfather:
Alec’s mother and I are currently sailing the Sea of Love
dadfather asked: HOLY SHIT
clitt-romney:
ewrecktion reblogged your post: ewrecktion: Giving up your virginity for Lent …
Try it I’ll burn your house down just try it
ok vaginastew
oh my god
mrsstamos:
also vaginastew was a girl and her url had to do with vaginas and ewrecktion is a boy and his url has to do with penises hmm
ewrecktion:
Bromoerotic tension
Anonymous asked: whats your url mean
Now that it’s noon I should probably eat breakfast
peacelovedrugsdubstep liked your
Anonymous asked: fag
Anonymous asked: woW get on skype or something u never talk to me -Annabelle
mrsstamos:
i have a box of latkes in the freezer that i got from the kosher aisle at stop n shop and im so hungry but im afraid if i eat them my nose will get bigger and ill get whinier and more overbearing
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How funny would it be if I was vaginastew
hm…
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radioactive-kyle-obrien:
alec is not the next vaginastew because he’s cute and she isn’t.
end of story.
mrsstamos:
oh and ALSO alec ewrecktion lives in new york and eats a lot of microwavable meals like vaginastew…
I promise I’m not a vaginastew. Pinky swear.
lmao remember when "Charlie" would ask for nudes
courtneycoxsucker:
and alec keeps asking for nudes too……I KNEW VAGINASTEW NEVER LEFT. OMFG WHAT IF VAGINASTEW IS FAKING EVERYONE…..OH LORD WHAT IF IM A VAGINASTEW?!!!!! NOOOOOOO
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mrsstamos:
with the popular text posts, homosexuaity, rough family life, and being sent nudes,
is alec ewrecktion the new vaginastew?
voldy92:
subsecreto:
voldy92:
ewrecktion:
voldy92:
ewrecktion:
If Zack and Cody fucked who do you think would be the top
they go to my school omg I should ask them would that be weird idk brb
Are you kidding me
Yes of course you should. Please, please do.
I saw one of them the other day he looked so high smh
omg Metin they live in my cousins building at NYU, they play chess a...
Anonymous asked: What's the new tumblr policy? I think I missed something
voldy92:
ewrecktion:
If Zack and Cody fucked who do you think would be the top
they go to my school omg I should ask them would that be weird idk brb
Are you kidding me
Yes of course you should. Please, please do.
If Zack and Cody fucked who do you think would be the top
The Tumblr staff must be filled with jealous fat girls
“Thanks for submitting that Zack and Cody “twincest” story to my inbox,” he said, sarcastically
1612th:
why do all asian girl always have 90 different colored pencils on them at all time i bet if you asked any asian lady giving birth if you could borrow a colored pencil she would give you a choice of like 700 colored pencils while staring at you with disgust
Anonymous asked: OMG how many butts are u getting
Hes really really cute sweet and funny and has a... →
Yes very funny and hot butt go follow him →
Anonymous asked: do you follow back all guy butts you get?
I'm promoing and following all the nice butts I... →
Yeah he's cute and he's funny and he has such a... →
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Go follow him he's cute artsy and has a really... →
whatafuckinfamilypicture asked: jfc you are popular getting 3 million asks
Anonymous asked: come my lady, come come my lady, you're my butterfly sugar